Frequently Asked Questions

Q: what’s your experience?

A:  Take a look here and at my creative portfolio. I’m a writer and a creative powerhouse with over 7 years of experience. I’ve had work featured at SXSW and have published a novel. Let’s chat and I’ll tell ya all about it.

Q: What are you reading?

A:  Reaganland. It’s a doozy.

Q: WHO'S YOUR CAPTAIN?

A:  Honestly, don’t make me choose between Picard and Janeway.

Q: What's your biggest weakness?

A:  Not a fan of folks who do the humble brag. Also cyanide.

Q: is climate change real?

A:  Yes. Please check with NASA for some straight up science on the matter.

Q: What time is it?

A:  Time is an allusion to an illusion, babe. But also, check here.

Q: How do I register to vote?

A:  You can get a lot of it done online. Start here.

Q: Do Feminists Hate Men?

A: No. Chill out.

Q: Where are my keys?

A:  Did you check the dresser? What about the pants you were wearing when you last had them? On top of the fridge? In the bathroom?

Q: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

A:  42.